you have received clearance for the following s7-access levels of the satellite...

the society pages:

conspiracy, cults, serial killers, brainwashing, disenfranchised malcontents & militias... welcome to civilization...

language is a virus:

subversive ideas presented through the manipulation of fiction...

planet of sound:

metal maschine musik...humans barely tolerated in this zone...

musique non-stop:

the world of german experimental &/or elektronic musik...

1-2-x-U:

the late 70's british punk rock explosion...

videodrome 2000:

artificial intellengence controlling video transmission & cathode ray tubes...potential mind control hazard...

ich bein ein auslander:

the hydra faction...vectors of the satellite under enemy control...humans forbidden beyond this point...

automatic writing:

an international hit list of animation & illustration...

narcotic transmissions:

contaminate the circuits of the satellite w/ your pathetic human comments...

destroy all muzik:

a customized on line cd/video store captured by the satellite from CDNow...

to tresspass upon these circuits.